This is 100% the case.

That’s more likely the case, but I’d like to imagine they’re the children of Nazi race scientists that got Operation Paperclip’d into the US, hence their sub Hank Hill levels of understanding

A comment in the thread said that they are actually from Alabama

Thanks to a certain fun time from 1933 to 1945. We had china towns before that.

they live in San Francisco. They call themselves “ethnically German” because they are too ashamed to admit they are actually from Alabama

That won’t work because they said they didn’t want to send their son to a communist state 😹😹😹