It gets better:

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

I got banned :(

Now do traffic due to inadequate transit.

Average rent, 2000: $602

Average teacher salary, 2000: $41,807

Median house price, 2000: $119,600

Months to save difference between recommended housing budget (30% of gross) and rent to afford 20% down-payment:

(119600*.2)/((41807/12)*.3-602) = 54. If your 5-year plan is to have a house, you get there 6 months early (not really; teachers start at a lower wage)

Average rent, 2023: $1372

Average teacher salary, 2023: $66,745

Median house price, 2023: 430,300

Same calculation:

(430300*.2)/((66745/12)*.3-1372) = 290.

It’s far harder to let some asshole kid push you over the edge when you’re on the path to home ownership versus when that’s either never going to happen or decades away.

That home price is just a hair above the US average. Strange they mentioned it at all, much less before the YouTube clip of the head in a bag and all the other stuff.

An IRA bar. Fucking jovial in here.

They did the meme.

If I were a driver, I’d simply keep my automobile on land.