People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!

With beanis I get a 50% discount.

When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.

I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.

Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.

I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik’s Meanis Beanis Machinis.

Lockheed Leftist

This is the new band name for my Prog Rock Neo-Visual Kei band.

Biden is beholden to feckless auto worker unions…

They’re feckless but also have the president under their thumb. Makes sense.

I don’t remember Redwall being this intense.

Something highly amusing about a sapient robot from the 24th century using an oil lamp.

God I hope so then chuds would have to find a new word.

settler colonists are trained from birth to advocate that bygones be bygones

Ugh I immediately thought of how reporters were asking the victims of the Charleston Church Shooting immediately after if they forgave the killer.

Did Tucker ask him about Cave Bitch?