Farid

In other words, wizards do exist, they are just called IT specialists.

Full-“length”? Are they admitting it’s a statue of a snake? I bet it’s measured in parrots, too.

You mean IF you hit 88mph.

Is this really satire if it’s indistinguishable from regular news?

When I was reading that line I could already feel the Hexbear comments coming.
Wasn’t disappointed.

Those perfectly maintained roads and lawns are a dead giveaway this isn’t “Soviet housing”.

And while the houses do look quite drab, I bet this is a village or suburban area, but until recently we have had these all over capitals.

Their hat/house is literally trash though.

Halp. Biochemistry is not my strong suit.

Scientific method is the best tool we have to achieve “pure objectivity and truth”, but it’s not perfect. The primary point of failure being application of it by extremely subjective creatures.

What’s “disagreeing with LGBT”? What are they disagreeing on? Tea vs. coffee?