Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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Is this really satire if it’s indistinguishable from regular news?

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Sobe vending machines please and I’ll vote for you, SIR!

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Haha Their branding was somehow so effective.

I definitely had that lizard energy when I would drink those as a teen sitting around my room g*ming for endless hours without movement. I would drink the carrot one, I thought it would help balance the damage I was causing to my eyes from so much screentime, only found out years later that was British propaganda. My eyesight sucks now.

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Only if they are in the original glass bottles.

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Naturally! They had cans? Haha

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We had a Snapple machine

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