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JuanGuaido [he/him]

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I am in Belarus also!

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I am not Italian this is offensive

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I am back after many months chapos! What did I miss?

Edit: I am leaving again for many months chapos.

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My parents told me that they will no longer speak with me after I did not receive the nomination for vice presidente de estadios unidos. I miss them.

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This is intentional, I am glad you noticed! I speak both English and Spanish fluently, but write in “Spanglish” for our yankee chapos. They need all the education they can get (America has very poor schools even though it is a wealthy country).

I got this idea from the hit American reality tv show, “Dora The Explorer”.

:guaido: ¡Aprendan español, yanquis!

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Nicolas Maduro is a very bad man who does not want the best for the Venezuelan people of Venezuela.

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I do not know much about Islam, but I am determined to learn. This group of storytellers, el “tale y ban”, have agreed to teach me. They are very kind men and have many expensive guns like all talented writers!

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they could also be using their energy to become interim presidents of many things.

for instance, I am now interim president of this post

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This is very true! Many people blamed the cia for my interim presidency of Venezuela. I can assure you it was not their fault. They were very generous, but it was my idea.

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reddit is a very good site for advertising if you have need to pay for media coverages. my bank accounts are currently frozen, but they had very good customer service when i was paying them for positive posts about my interim presidency por Venezuela. I believe everyone should know they are a good business. my only complaint is that they expelled us chapos. it is not right.

this new site chapo.chat is not good for advertising. I tried to buy positive posts for my interim vice-presidency de los Estados Unidos from “Beatnik” and also “TransComrade69” and also “ScreamoBMO” and also “Gorn”. All of them said to me “no” or did not respond, except Beatnik who sent me the very stressful image of pig pooping and also “no Juan”. I do not understand why this site exists if not to provide positive posts for those who pay? I like chapo.chat, but it does not seem they understand tech business.

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