I see the deep pain of your yankee nation. It weeps por un nuevo juez de la corte suprema. Chapos, I am this man. I have waited and suffered many days and hours for this moment. I will finally rise up to my true calling. Yes, Juan Gerardo Guaidó Márquez is your new justice.

So I ask los chapos, what should the first law I pass as this judge be? Do not answer simply such as “privatize all publicly owned oil resources”. Thanks very much. 🙏

RBG, you have shocked the nation

No, my name is Juan Gerardo Guaidó Márque. I get often confused too at times, so it is okay.

Disculpe mi error, Su Señoría.

You are forgiven, mi hijo. What laws can I change?

The sad thing is he could be the most left wing judge in USA history.

Hahahahahahahaha 😭

I am un socialista democrático and will bring healthcare to the yankees.

I have always seen the problems and tried to fix them. Thank you and may god bless you too.

Ma vie c’est de la merde. 😂

This is not a law though? I am sorry. I will try my best.

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