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InevitableSwing@hexbear.net
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NPR is precious.

Look at the cow underneath the tree. Embedded within the cow’s spots is an image of a pig, which as the Burlington Free Press reminds us is the '60s-era epithet used by protesters to refer to police.

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Jamelle Bouie has a take on Biden’s speech. I didn’t think he would push civility shit or have a shit take but I was wrong. Very wrong. Sad.

You know, watching the Biden address, I think he may have squared this circle politically by simultaneously showing his support for Trump’s recovery and reminding viewers that other notable and recent instances of political violence are all, well, associated with Trump and his movement. Totally possible that he ends being the one who benefits most politically by both tamping down the Democratic crisis and putting him in the limelight as the president.

https://www.threads.net/@jbouie/post/C9bHXDORg4m

He posted on Threads because he’s taking a temporary (or permanent?) break from Bluesky.

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Bluesky libs miss him terribly. He’s their hero.

As he isn’t here anymore.

https://subium.com/profile/convolutedname.bsky.social/post/3kxbxcaicjd2i

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People keep saying that you underestimate Biden at your political peril – and frankly, a meme that you’re mentally incompetent isn’t terribly compatible with a thought process that allows you might actually be really, really clever.

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“Remember-remember when the Linjurd-burg baby was kidnapped? I remember. I remember. I was in Scranton PA like it happened yesterday. I said “Pop, is the Linjurd-burg baby gonna be okay?” And he said “I dunno, son. But you need to recite the Declaration of the Pledge of Allegiance before you brush your teeth and go to bed.” So I did. The next day the Linjurd-burg baby was dead. It was sad. So sad. Mom was crying but I think that’s because Dad was mean to her about her cooking. And she was a very bad cook. But still everything was so sad.”

“And now President Lininjurd Burger was linjurd in the ear-derburg. Almost dead too! America needs to return to its roots. I called Donald-land-o-burger and I told him I as praying for him and I’d help him in whatever way I could. He said “Yeah, whatever.” So I know things are gonna be okay. There’s nothing we can do - if we do it together. Nothing we can do…”

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now they have ninja warrior on primetime

In a way - I feel very disconnected to America. Right now I’m in the middle of binge watching the original Twilight Zone. I have no idea what current American pop culture is about. I assume I saw the words “Ninja Warrior” at Hexbear but I had no interest in it so I didn’t google. I just watched the show for the first time in this clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVat4QLLE8

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Hit 'em with silliness first .Tell them groypers are big fans of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfnnujU1DUk. Then say “Okay, I was just kidding…”

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Just have him say “I’m too good for this stuff,” and then use AI to fix his mouth and the words.

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Old-school “in a world” movie trailer voice: “The buddy cop movie you never expected to see… They said it couldn’t be done… Biden… Trump… Lethal Weapon VII…”

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I’m no veggie expert but I’m pretty sure a green onion is not a leek.

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