If you spend 5 minutes on facebook, every hog in the imperial core wants to impress their overlord by incinerating $15 on a t-shirt.

What’s the best design or messaging to actually do marketing into the hog-o-sphere?

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Bulk t-shirts from china

Ask chatgpt to come up with various slogans that are puns about bullets, cheating death, MAGA, etc.

Start selling it on etsy and on trump facebook groups

Go to your local gun show and sell them

Go to your local GOP rally and sell them

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Trump nailed to the cross by the ear

Or a crown of thorns, one thorn piercing his ear

Trump as Mike Tyson

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add a semi transparent image of WASPy conservative Jesus protecting Trump from the bullet and they’ll sell like hotcakes

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How do you determine what the hogs want to buy? Not just for t-shirts, but for other random crap?

Their aesthetic is incoherent. Doing a bulk buy of 1000 shirts for $1.50 each is a good idea, but only if the hogs actually want whatever the design is on 1000 shirts. Break even is like 100 shirts at $15/per.

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Hogs fly flags of beefy, sweaty donald trump with machine guns on their trucks. They’ll buy anything as long as they think it triggers libs

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NPR is precious.

Look at the cow underneath the tree. Embedded within the cow’s spots is an image of a pig, which as the Burlington Free Press reminds us is the '60s-era epithet used by protesters to refer to police.

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