I’ma be honest I don’t think this one was written by him.

Combat liberalism is when the lowest bidder gets a few trillion dollars to build fighter jets that can’t fly.

The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife’s tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

Chinas gonna launch a moom mission just to do a kickflip over the apollo 11 flag on a moon skateboard.

I just add a few drops of dish soap to my smoothie.

The US is trying to invent a new Argentina for Genociders to run away to when things go south in the Levant.

It was smoke detectors.

An AR-15 would be perfectly fine at 130 yards. Without even any fancy optics or scopes or anything, just iron sights.

To your other points, the shooter didn’t fire many rounds, I’m going to guess the rifle was an SKS.