this is going to be cosmic horror isn’t it?

finally a use for those shitty stackable container houses

bunch of facebook grannies who have never experienced being “ratioed” on twitter

also wondering why they are being called upon to murder their left leaning grandchildren

yeah pretty sure this falls under booby trap laws.

alas no suburban sentry turrets

wasn’t there some statistic that most americans unknowingly commit a felony once a week or something? (i think this in aggregate)

everything is a fucking felony. thanks to Biden’s Crime Bill.

this is the most online speech ive ever heard

touch grass dude.

19 different hobby craft peanut butters made from excess from the huge State Peanut Reserve

maybe i dunno. my partner and I used to call ourselves xenophiles. what can i say humanoids are cute

The Land of Chocolate

the curse of communism and seeing webs of exploitation everywhere until it makes you collapse into a pool of helpless depression

since they all dismissed that one was rumor i wonder if they think The Guardian is legit

oh who am i kidding the libs have now officially gone full War on the Media fake news now lol it’s so funny i love it so much