Alt

A super gigantic octopus plushie bestrides a google image of the Earth, wearing a mianguan, the ceremonial headdress worn by Chinese emperors like JDPON icon Qin Shi Huangdi.

There’s also a heads of communism style picture of five different octopi plushie in the likeness of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Mao.

Finally, there’s a picture of Greta Thunberg wearing a bandana on her face that displays the logo of The New People’s Army, the armed wing of the Communist Party of the Philippines.

The text in the picture reads, “UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE 1st WORLD.”

Best bskkky Slammer post yet

One plushie toy sends reactionaries into a pissing puddle

permalink
report
reply
48 points

It is a pretty cute doll lol

permalink
report
parent
reply

its apparently a Moody octopus, they’re reversible and have a happy and angry side, to help non verbal people express themselves

it makes the whole thing so much more unsettling

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

ummm… were can i buy one? i need that

permalink
report
parent
reply
23 points
*

I have one, and yes it’s adorable.

Fun fact: it’s actually reversible and the opposite (purple) side has a smile!

On mine the smile is on the blue side (exact same shade of blue as pictured above) and the grumpy face is on the red side.

Got it as a ‘stocking stuffer’ from my best friend’s mom a few christmases ago. Top marks.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

Mine is a smiling gray and a frowning black

I didn’t even know it was an autism thing, maybe it should be a diagnostic criterion lmao

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

CHUDs: “Only dogs hear the dogwhistle!”

Also CHUDs: “Greta Thunberg is a closet authoritarian because she has this particular toy and SHE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!”

permalink
report
parent
reply

This goes hard.

permalink
report
reply
32 points

I don’t know if I could ever explain this image to someone in real life without scaring them away

permalink
report
reply
30 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

Half of these words would make a normal person have a brain collapse like in a Neal Stephenson novel

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

permalink
report
reply
21 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply

memes

!memes@hexbear.net

Create post

dank memes

Rules:

  1. All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.

  2. No unedited webcomics.

  3. Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in !the_dunk_tank@www.hexbear.net, it’s a great comm.

  4. Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.

  5. Follow the code of conduct.

  6. Tag OC at the end of your title and we’ll probably pin it for a while if we see it.

  7. Recent reposts might be removed.

  8. Tagging OC with the hexbear watermark is praxis.

  9. No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Community stats

  • 2K

    Monthly active users

  • 16K

    Posts

  • 142K

    Comments