I can’t find it now, but old Cracked.com had one Soviet art-style poster about this with the caption “Halt Comrade! The line won’t move any faster with your dick in my ass!” and I miss it everyday

Joe Biden? What are you doing at Safeway?

At the beginning of this nightmare I was at a grocery store after work, and these two 350lbish white dudes were walking up behind people and getting uncomfortably close to them. It was weirdly close, even not considering social distancing, and they kept doing it which made it obvious what they were doing. I think about those guys sometimes, I wonder if they died.

The number of strangers who walk up and standing spoon me to reach over my shoulder to grab something in front of me at the store has been steadily rising