You have 10 minutes before the cops arrive. If you break 50k they have to let you go, no questions asked.
What’s your plan?
50k is easy. Run across the field behind my house to the hospital parking lot and dent the bodywork on like two Rivians.
Or most any fiberglass/plastic trim panels on a Mercedes, BMW, or higher-end Audi. Hell, a wooden oar could make short work of the body panels on a Corvette.
My current position is nearby a museum so I think I got this
Before heading to the museum, call up all the peoples who have had artifacts from their history stolen, so once you start smashing display cases, they can take everything back to the places they belong.
It’s a technology museum so I’m going straight for the exposed tubing in their rocket graveyard
I would simply pull a Musashi and carve my oar in to a bokken, then use it to defeat the police when they arrive.
Just start smashing windshields, that’s like 50 windshields
Has the local population been evacuated?
Medical bills are not included in the property damage total in this scenario
