Explaining democracy to Americans:
Imagine a Coca-Cola
Well shit.
They put it in the only way Americans would understand.
Democracy is when corporations own the government and buy every election and control the media entirely. I am extremely intelligent.
great speech
Some liberal smuglords will dislike the comparison to Coca-Cola, but it’s accurate in describing how unipolar force is applied worldwide and it is simple enough for Burgerlanders to understand the metaphor enough to get mad at it.
oh im definitely stealing it! also it being something that feels good, but you know is bad for you in the long run is perfect.