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Meanwhile Biden is calling up Republicans for his fantasy cabinet.

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Trump and co.: We are gonna do a coup

chapo.chat: I just don’t know how they’ll manage to do a coup.

Trump and co.: Coup starting…now.

chapo.chat: I’ll guess we see how it pans out

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They can try but capital doesn’t want to rock the boat like that, it’s not profitable for them. If they try they’re going to eat big loads of horseshit.

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The thing here I’ve been saying is that capital also doesn’t want to rock the boat by preventing it. The division in the country is such that if the trump base sees you stop him from doing this you’re setting up an inevitable civil war in years to come whereas if they just roll over and accept it then that’s not inevitable.

The only way they prevent this is with a military coup. I see more likelihood in them rolling over and accepting Trump than using force.

EDIT: On the other hand if you were ever looking for what Lenin called a “revolutionary moment” in which a state is weakened by splitting and a population is electrified… You should be paying really close attention to this.

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you overestimate the mayo eating Americans effort. they cant roll over fo grab the remote let alone coup a country

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I like the optimism of your edit but just don’t see that matching the material reality of America. And if it is a revolutionary moment, then the result might be more likely that you will see many accounts on this site never post again.

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Did the last civil war hurt the economy? Might be dumb to compare, but others might do it anyways.

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They can try but capital doesn’t want to rock the boat like that

someone made a thread these days making a point about how the american bourgeoisie is split in the haute bourgeoisie (“globalist”, tied to finance and big tech, represented by dems and neocons, currently more powerful) and the national/industrial bourgeoisie (more reactionary, nationalist), and i’m not sure the latter would have such a big issue with destabilization if they think they can get actually depose their superiors or whatever as a consequence of it

not that i’m hopeful either way, just saying it’s not an impossibility

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I still think they’re just playing it up for their base. I don’t think the capitalist class would actually support this. Too destabilizing. Bad for investments.

Hope I’m wrong, though, and the AmeriKKKan empire is torn apart by civil war, freeing the rest of the world for a few years to liberate itself from us.

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That’s true, but it will also devastate most other industries, which would be a net loss for most capitalists, and you can’t have literally every capitalist invested in just the MIC and, like, construction. It would be a huge net loss of profitability, which would be fine in another country, but not in the US because it would negatively impact most US capitalists to some degree, many to the point of losing all or most of the value of their investments.

They would only risk something like this in the event of a real crisis, like the looming threat of communist revolution in late Wiemar Germany and pre-fascist Italy.

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Trump and co. coup attempt: *wet fart noise*

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Let’s hope they put Jerk van der Klerk in charge of this coup

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75 points

The Democrats really don’t know how to deal with these guys, unfortunately

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What mkaes you think it’s dumb?

Trumps an idiot but Barr isn’t.

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“Pompeo must resign *immediately. That is absolute Kremlin gaslighting.”

me, sobbing while being dragged to a labor camp by US Supreme Empire soldiers “That is not what gaslighting means”

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Like, gaslighting is a very serious thing where you push a person to think they are being delirious, it’s a horrible psychological torture, and these dipshits use it for politicians manufacturing consent and/or lying

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That is absolute Kremlin gaslighting.”

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7 points

fuck you i started twitching aghhhhhhhhh

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At least they didn’t call it “whataboutism,” I mutter as jackbooted thugs force me into a train car at gunpoint.

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They won’t even have the decency to use trains. :(

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64 points

I would say this wouldn’t work but their adversaries are Democrats, so…

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I think there is a real-world, non-zero chance that if Trump’s whole battle wagon of losers all just stayed where they are and pretended nothing happened, the democrats are such spineless piece of shit losers they wouldn’t do anything but litigate in republican courts for the next four years while Trump ate McDoubles and pressed the the fake big red nuke button they put on his desk over and over.

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“Oh no, Trump never signed the transfer paperwork to let Biden become president! Oh well, better just give up”

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“let it be known these actions are very concerning”

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You know that hall monitor that one kid realized they could just ignore, and then every kid from then on never took that hall monitor seriously ever again?

That could happen real fast, it feels like.

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