You’re vegan.

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please for the love of god just eat a vegetable

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“… and all the doctors and my family will look up and shout: ‘please for the love of god just eat a vegetable!’. And I’ll look down and whisper: 'No.”

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20 points

That’s correct.
I would be more upset about it if they weren’t going to die from heart attacks and strokes caused by their diet

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the weirdest one for me is “so I broke my instapot by cleaning it in the bath” lmao

I also like the person who’s concerned about the E320 in their 97% lard pork rinds

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“so I broke my instapot by cleaning it in the bath”

does he not know you take the inside pot… out?

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16 points

Total amateur not having a poop knife close by

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10 points

Protocol for when my bowel movement grabs the c4 away from me? (urgent)

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19 points

“shot 6 eggs from the pack” wtf is that phrasing??? Like shot as in alcohol shots? Or like intravenously?

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I assume they stab a key in the side, rip open the top and shotgun them like a beer

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