I’m in a training class for a new job and I swear one guy has gotten half the class sick. I wear a mask every day and have been okay but multiple people who have been sneezing, sniffing, and coughing every 10 seconds ask me why I’m wearing a mask??
Patient zero finally took a mask today on the 5th day but he’s wearing it over his chin and it’s not covering his mouth or nose at all. He keeps standing like a foot away from me and when I move away from him he steps closer to me again what the fuck
I’m going to become the jonkler Jesus Christ I can’t stand it
Keep your mask on the entire time but literally only take it down for a second just to fucking fake cough right back in his face when he gets close.
“Whoops. I just don’t like when it gets all wet in there. Sorry about that.”
“You know, in medieval times, Europeans thought that strong smells could make you sick. I say this because you smell like shit (air horns)”
… jonkler Jesus Christ …
what does this mean?
he’s wearing it over his chin and it’s not covering his mouth or nose at all
Does he understand what a mask is for? Or does he believe it is a magic talisman that keeps the germs away?
OP is either non-white or visibly sexual minority and he’s trying to get them sick intentionally
constantly wave your arms around like the chad in the original version of the virgin & chad meme
then people can’t stand within three feet of you without getting swatted
(I’m sorry you have to deal with this and I hope my dumb advice made you laugh)
