I thought this was real for a second
Didn’t know the Onion was full of time travelers
they won’t let him get a hold of marx inside. i’m sure it’s on the banned list
based librarians instead carefully curated their jail collection to provide an array of fiction by writers who are openly socialist and don’t hide it in their writing
although these days im sure it’s all digital and curated by a souless corporation.
🎵 LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN 🎵
Goddamn, how does the Onion even exist, as a mainstream outlet at that?
They simply do not miss