This is worse than the time I hooked up with a guy at a sex party and didn’t notice his Mayor Pete hat until I was literally inside of him
Sounds like you just like fucking libs
perhaps your vital essence will work to purge him of liberalism
one time in like 2013 i hooked up with a guy only to later find like 3 books on reagan on his bookshelf.
Why were you fucking someone while they wore a hat?
It was a sex party so everyone was in various states of undress, most people use clothes check and just walk around in underwear but other choose to stay partly or entirely clothed
First red flag should’ve been someone wearing a hat during a sex party, that’s some psycho shit