This is worse than the time I hooked up with a guy at a sex party and didn’t notice his Mayor Pete hat until I was literally inside of him

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Sounds like you just like fucking libs

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My Strange Addiction

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I’ve somehow fucked multiple libertarians (and I’m even over 15!) and I’m wondering if I have a type

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big structural bussy

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perhaps your vital essence will work to purge him of liberalism

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one time in like 2013 i hooked up with a guy only to later find like 3 books on reagan on his bookshelf.

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really depends on the books

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His memoir “I’m Looking Up At The Mess I’ve Made And Suffering For It Daily” is not too bad tbf

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Why were you fucking someone while they wore a hat?

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It was a sex party so everyone was in various states of undress, most people use clothes check and just walk around in underwear but other choose to stay partly or entirely clothed

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First red flag should’ve been someone wearing a hat during a sex party, that’s some psycho shit

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catch me vibin’ inches deep in a stranger with my Biden Snapback

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I’m sorry, where do you find a sex party again?

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In 2023 after we find a vaccine

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