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why would they have to do that when everything about capitalism is already giving you cancer including the mass production of plastics, all of the food you eat, the train derailments, the underground garbage fires that are slowly heading towards piles of nuclear waste, the pollution, and the stress of needing a meaningless job to survive.

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yeah they did it to me and now I have havana syndrome

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Yes, it is common knowledge🤷

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Sony has shown that it can (accidentally/negligently) short circuit its hardware via firmware updates. I’m sure cyberwarfare agencies have the capabilities to remotely detonate your phone’s battery. The CIA have already allegedly hijacked a vehicle and killed an American journalist.

But just from a pragmatic perspective, it doesn’t make sense to give someone cancer especially through phones. You want to kill or permanently incapacitate your target as quickly as possible. Or in the case of Russia, you want to slowly poison your target with radiation because they’re traitors who need to be made examples of - but those cases are odd because the Brits don’t allow any evidence or witnesses to be disclosed even in court. But cancer relies too much on the person’s genetics. If they’re strong, then they have a chance of beating it, not to mention cancer is universally disliked and garner a lot of sympathy which you want to avoid.

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You ever seen a faulty phone explode? They’re not powered by C4. Batteries that small might be deadly when they pop if you swallow the phone first.

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They can light your phone battery on fire when you’re asleep and burn your house down

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I’m sure cyberwarfare agencies have the capabilities to remotely detonate your phone’s battery

This is now my new ClA/NSA smartphone remote assassination vibes based belief, thank you

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It is true. You know how your phone begins to drain it’s battery when it gets older? That’s because the CIA turned on the cancer rays. Getting a new phone helps because it takes some time for the CIA to discover that you’ve got a new phone.

This is why you should use burner phones btw.

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