This is genuinely depressing. Are we really this alienated already? She was 60 :(
Happy labor day I guess
There was no signs of foul play at Wells Fargo?
Oh! It was the weekend
When I’m feeling too happy, I wonder how long it would be before someone found me dead. I live alone and work remotely, so my boss and coworkers might be confused or annoyed if I didn’t login to work for days, but probably wouldn’t call the police or anyone for a while. I have group chats with friends and call family, but not really on a regular schedule, so not responding for 3-4 days wouldn’t be weird. I just hope my cat would find food or eat my corpse to survive.
See this is why everyone should return to the office so things like this don’t go unnoticed!
-Some C level executive, probably
