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I use the “short meetings” option in gcal, which shortens meetings by 5-10 minutes to give me a passing period between meetings. Twice this week people have had the audacity to try and schedule a meeting in that break. 😬

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Jesus fucking Christ. We’re all so broken.

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At this point he should be doing shrooms

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You guys get formal meetings?

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And the free slots aren’t for coding but for writing docs, creating jira tickets and code review.

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i intentionally do middling-at-best work on projects that i don’t like so that i’m never asked to perform them again nor join meetings about it; and i think my mostly empty calendar reflects the effectiveness of my strategy.

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