oh my god i didnt see this was an onion article for a moment and didn’t question its validity at all. i was just like, “thats really stupid and he’s gonna lose, but i’m not surprised”
Holy fuck, i ate the onion in one bite. Its sad that this wouldnt be suprising.
Done got me good.
I almost thought this was real lol
going forward we’re eliminating any negative remarks about Donald Trump in campaign ads and speeches. It’s time to take a stand and say that defeating Trump is simply not what the Biden campaign stands for.” Reports from the Biden campaign also indicated that strategists were gaming out how many swing-state Trump supporters they would win over if they formally endorsed the president’s reelection.
Love it.