Can you imagine how stoked he should be? Like, born with a silver spoon in every orifice, becomes a well known business buffoon, does dome cameos as a business buffoon in movies, get a kickass business buffoon reality show, beat Hilary Clinton in a presidential race, do a bunch of crime, when you lose your fans storm the dang Capitol, your enemies are seething and malding and losing clumps of hair from sheer hysteria every time you say anything, the supreme court decides that a president can’t commit crimes to get you off the hook and then when someone tried to kill you they fucking miss. I think if I was in his shoes I’d have died of happiness.