My love for capitalism is very organic 100%

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I love America, but I’m nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within

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Second this. Depirt me as well

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Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed

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If anyone asks, we’re just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden’s turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people “libs” all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren’t conservatives?

In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.

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Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don’t enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.

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34 points

america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole

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Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.

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Some guy: Mickey Mouse

everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

I’m not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I’m glad they were having fun

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts

#LegalizeStraightMarriage

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ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:

im baby 🥺

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