84 points

It’s a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it’s called “parkinsons shuffle.”

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67 points

nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes

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Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.

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36 points

I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old

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68 points

a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president

Death to America

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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

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41 points

really more of a Monster Mash or Thriller situation, i think.

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Yeah that little side shuffle could definitely be a thriller step

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18 points

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Braaaaaaaiiiiinnns

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Monty Burns ass mf

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Achieving Burns’ intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don’t see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest

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