i was leaving house to go to street fest when phone buzz
“Trump is shoot”
“no”
In my kitchen getting my Sisyphussy ate
Read: doing the GOD DAMNED NEVER ENDING STREAM OF DISHES, and getting mobbed by needy and/or curious pets the whole time. NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU CAN NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE DISHWASHER. GET AWAY FROM THOSE KNIVES. STOP TRYING TO BEG FOR UPPIES BY CLAWING ME IN THE ASS. DON’T LIE DOWN IN THE WALKWAY LIKE A BEARSKIN RUG WHILE I AM TROMPING BACK AND FORTH WITH POTS AND PANS.
Nice try
The grassy knoll
There was a miscommunication at Langley
Things just haven’t been the same at Langley since H W died. Without him in charge the assassination standards have declined.
I was having a party at my house when my friend came back from taking a piss and announced Trump got shot
So much good posting missed because I was touching grass
