federal congressman btw 💀
lmao if there’s anyone biden HASN’T advocated for stochastic terror against, it’s fascists
I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement
Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they’re scared of Trump.
Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.
Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.
Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.
This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They’re gonna formalize the two party system just being one party
I wish Joe Biden was as cool as Republicans think he is.
