You’ll realize that lines total bullcrap in 10 seconds.
Aries works for this too.
My trick with astrology people is “i don’t believe in astrology because i’m an aquarius”.
I’m not a formal “astrologist”, but I did choose bulbasaur in Pokemon Red. This means I have all of the good traits and none of the bad ones. I can mate with any other sign or pokemon but choose not to because bulbasaur is the wisdom symbol.
Assigned Slytherin At Birth
Scorpios are okay but by the time you can make more than a couple of them you’re better off using your workshops to make onagers or just saving the resources for trebuchets.
I would be the exception that proves the rule.
I immediately start talking about how the Zodiac is a universal calendar, and that the planets represent key long-term cyclical movements that accurately measure decades-long sequences, and that Astrology was really a bunch of clock and calendar nerds before we invented watches… at this point you just leisurely reel me in
