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Perfect. I’ve always thought the biggest problem with my Xbox controller is that it’s too easy for its speed and heading to be ascertained by U-boats.

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this is a deep cut joke for very specific enthusiasts of 1910s experimental naval warfare

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This is hexbear, whatever life choices led any of us here definitely included learning about dazzle camoflage

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i mean i learned about the 1910s experimental naval warfare at the same time as reading about the effectiveness of different techniques for confounding facial recognition

and it works for the xbox controller, too. i can’t tell who it is!

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Is it because homophobia or because it’s a migraine-inducing aesthetic eyesore?

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23 points

I want it

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I do too but not gonna give Corp money for it, if I saw that hand painted or something hell yeah it kind of slaps

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42 points

Homophobes are so ridiculous. This is the quietest, most personal expression of Pride I could imagine and they’re still offended by it…

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They’d make for ideal superstitious peasants.

“What is this symbol of Moorish devilry?”

“John it’s a horseshoe.”

“That is the crescent of the Mohammadan!”

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34 points

Thats hideous… that design is bordering on homophobic 😭

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18 points

nah, it has a certain neurodivergent je ne sais quoi. I really like it

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11 points

My thoughts exactly. Why couldn’t they just make a trans flag colored controller, I’d buy that in a heartbeat.

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because they’re trying to appeal to more queer people in a cynical attempt to dive into our wallets

it’s ok though it still looks cool

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I have this controller and everyone who sees it in person thinks it’s dope. It’s a really chaotic design, but it works way better in person than it does in images.

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12 points

White background and head-on lighting washing out the colors probably aren’t doing it any favors in this image

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Yeah. In person, it’s really fun and looks great in hand or on the coffee table.

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