Biden introduces Zelensky as President Putin at NATO event

what’s baffling to me is everyone pretending like this is a new problem. dude was clearly going senile in the primary debates 4 years ago.

Libs for the past 4 years whenever it was brought up:

yeah… once the media stops propping him up, then the libs have to turn around and act like they’ve been saying it all along too which is the really maddening part of it all

I think a lot of libs have been saying it all along, actually. It’s just that those types usually follow up with “BUT I’D STILL VOTE BLUE IF HE WAS A ROTTING CORPSE THAT RECENTLY DIED OF BUBONIC PLAGUE AS LONG AS THE CORPSE ISN’T TRUMP”

I loathe the posts where they’re like “I’d vote for an emaciated, one legged nazi dog that just bit me and is stuck to my ass like a cartoon dog and now I’m on my way to the hospital over trump”

Like no shit! That’s what they’re counting on!

So what is the FUNNIEST outcome right now?

It used to be Biden winning the electoral vote but losing the popular vote.

Now I think it is Biden staying in to the last moment, then the party selecting Hillary Clinton as the Dem nominee and Hillary losing to Trump.

Idk, if they swear you in on a second term, I’d like to see him stumble through it. Live, uncut, has to repeat basic words. It’d be pretty amazing to watch him fuck it up.

He’ll motion for Roberts to just keep reading, Roberts will awkwardly acquiesce, Biden will say “I do” at the end and will turn to kiss somebody who isn’t there.

With doodoo dripping out of his pant leg

joe biden dissing cheney on IG live and getting hit with the switch

I kinda want to see trump lose that rematch because J6-2: Farce Harder would be unbelievably funny

That is true but I raise you, blue jan 6th

Or even better, RFK jan 6th

Dems did blue Jan 6th in 2016! But it was writing letters to electoral college electors and begging them to switch their votes to Clinton.

Very loser shit, Republicans at least did a pointless rally and a capture-the-flag type event where they believed that if they hold down possession of Congress for long enough, Trump gets to stay president.

The worm has returned!

The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what the funniest outcome is anymore because all the outcomes are funny

Biden and Trump are the nominees, both die the day before the election, it goes to Harris vs Noem, neither of them get 10% of the vote, The Worm is sworn into office.

Funniest outcome is both candidates dying before the election and then a tie in the electoral college

Biden dying, then Harris getting early-onset dementia

Everything since the debate has felt like it should be the straw that breaks the camel’s back, but nothing fucking happens. Please just give us Kamala losing 45 states, it’d be so goddamn funny.

It could have been worse. He could have called Zelensky “Mr. Hitler”.

I think the Canadians beat the Americans to that one

At least that would be consistent with his ideology.

It’s only getting more ridiculous too somehow, “I’m reading a list of lies” seemed untoppable

Its just like early trump derangement. Everything should have been the last thing.

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

Tim Pool was wrong, this year will be a 50 state landslide!

He just called Kamala “Vice President Trump”.

Look, I didn’t pick Vice President Trump to be Vice President did i think She not be qualified to be President.

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It’s actually even worse, he was then made fun of about it by Trump saying he’s old and his brain is rotting and he can’t hack it, and a reporter told Biden this and asked what his response was, and Biden says “listen to him” and then wanders away from the podium

Our very healthy president folks, we have the best brains

This is the point when my Russiagate-poisoned parents lost all hope for him.

Edit: Now my mother is going to pray for him at Mass to see if that cures him.

Tell her I’m going to pray that he keeps getting worse and we’ll just see who God loves more

That’s just going to make her light a candle or something to up her game.

I’m still confident I’m gonna win this one

Edit: Now my mother is going to pray for him at Mass to see if that cures him.

libs literally becoming medieval to save brandon. put leaches on him next

It’s also yet another way Brandon becomes more like Trump in that blue MAGA has become more like red MAGA

To be fair, she does this for lots of people she sees on the television, mostly sick or dead celebrities.

pray for the children in palestine

pray for the celebrities who can afford all the health care in the world

He’s old enough to witness George Washington getting his blood drained on his death bed

There is an episode were Felix does a Biden impersonation that goes: " oh yhea I knew your dad … Piping the short, he was in politics too…"

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