Is this motherfucker really saying “Who among us didn’t use cluster bombs on an apartment building full of starving children and upload it to tiktok when we were teenagers?”
“Dude, me and my friends were so cringey in high school. That time we tried dressing like Edward Cullen because we thought it would impress girls… so dumb. Or that stupid emo phase. And don’t get me started on the all the mass murdering and war crimes we did. Bunch of dorks, that’s what we were.”
To be honest it does make sense for recently graduated high schoolers to commit several war crimes and post about it on social media. At least it would make sense in my high school. Not a swastika free toilet in sight.
“It’s just a prank bro it’s just a prank”
I remember that time and what my friends and I were doing: first we took over the whole school starting with principal’s office, then we organized a killing game, and to finish it off we blew up the entire city and took a selfie. You think that’s all? Well you’re wrong, don’t get me even started on Creepypasta phase and shit we did during it. And can you blame us? No! Just kids being kids!
This has been true of most invading armies ever, minus the school part
