Rated X dreams every night for 3 days in a row. You can stop now brain, I don’t want that.

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Maybe it’s cause I’m autistic but this volcel shit just feels like self flagellation for normal human experiences.

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It’s very tongue in cheek is the way I read it. We’re all (mostly) adults here and know that sex is apart of life but chuds are just weird about it and take it too far.

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It’s for a good cause

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Yeah and it makes people like me who struggle with hypersexuality feel guilty when I’m trying to normalize things like this in my life. But it’s funny keekeekee hahaha

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When I say “for a good cause”, I mean that you can’t give cishet allosexual men on the internet an inch before it ends up as an AWOOOGAfest. It’s less that having sexual desire is bad and more to the end of keeping bearwebsite comfortable and safe for everybody.

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The Volcel Police:

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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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Sounds like you might need some more self love in your life.

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No thanks!

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Sorry, that’s all I can think of to prevent those dreams.

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It’s okay, I’m being half serious, but I’ve tried to curb getting off and even on days that I do I get intrusive sex dreams and it’s really annoying.

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i just keep having dreams where i fall in love with some dream character that has no connection to any RL person i know

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I kind of get those too. Usually the object of my love dreams is totally made up.

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the volcel police is going to have to come

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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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