45 points

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

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22 points

First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of ‘Sheikh’.

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43 points

DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢

Please let me just inspect the Bears, Bunks, Otters, Daddy’s, femboys, trans queens, etc, ANYTHING but the twinks

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BEGIN INSPECTING THE TWINKS COMRADE

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YOU BEGIN TO INSPECT THE TWINKS ! YOU PUT IT BEHIND A “SLIGHT NUDITY DISCLAIMER” YOU WILL INSPECT TWINKS YOU REGRESSIVE PRUDE !

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25 points

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15 points

I feel insulted

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11 points

Get some meat on them bones or wrastle me to make me concede that some twinks are worthy

(jk twinks are fine, they just happen to act toxic, similar to cishet white men but yet different, in my limited interaction with a few and also having to hear about how they fat shame an ex partner, unprompted I should add. So I’m anti twink on principle, I’m sure you’re one of the good ones though.)

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19 points

This is like racism. But for twinks. You even got me with “one of the good ones” :|

I’m scared

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38 points

I’ll never be a bureaucrat. I’m too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

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You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

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38 points

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14 points

(Do not say “Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”, Erika. You’ve heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

“Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”

(God… dammit!!)

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4 points

iirc, the question that ignited a war was “are outdoor cats vegan?” – meaning “can vegans own outdoor cats?” it devolved quickly into “should outdoor cats be killed?” with radical environmentalists on one side and felinitarians on the other, while the rest of us

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34 points
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All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.

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43 points

The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

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28 points

Memetic gold

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At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

The general consensus here is you’re still technically a minor till 35.

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47 points

Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am

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27 points

You’re telling me I’m a child laborer‽

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27 points

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

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16 points

We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”

Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.

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36 points

You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge

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21 points

The fact that eighteen is not a “magic number” that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don’t you think people can just read the number “19” and figure out for themselves what is and isn’t appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.

Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.

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15 points

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

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30 points

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17 points

Facts

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