the only reasonable interpretation of this is that Peach has a giant ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk
For some reason my mind went to Yoshi doing that “yum” noise in super mario world licking up her ass then farting it out as an egg
You can confirm this by googling “Princess Peach giant ass”
Peach is her first name and Toadstool is her title
Source: I made it up
She’s the queen because she doesn’t need a bustle to hustle.
toads frantically scouring the kingdom for cushions big enough to support her royal cheeks
they should just use their heads
they have big, round, presumably soft heads
they are called toads
her name is toadstool
they are her stool
easy