the only reasonable interpretation of this is that Peach has a giant ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

For some reason my mind went to Yoshi doing that “yum” noise in super mario world licking up her ass then farting it out as an egg

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mods how do i delete someone else’s post

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Haha I wonder what the eggs would smell like, and so on and so on

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You can confirm this by googling “Princess Peach giant ass”

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Yeah, look it up on a library computer

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guys don’t do this i got ISS for 2 days

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Peach is her first name and Toadstool is her title

Source: I made it up

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She’s the queen because she doesn’t need a bustle to hustle.

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toads frantically scouring the kingdom for cushions big enough to support her royal cheeks

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they should just use their heads

they have big, round, presumably soft heads

they are called toads

her name is toadstool

they are her stool

easy

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They are her stool

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