If I was in the military’s brain trust, I’d suggest the next logical step: a floating parking garage.

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A bunch of tanks trying to deploy from a amphibious carrier, but they’re stuck because one guy can’t figure out how to pay his ticket.

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Lol.

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Monstertruck Aircraft Carrier Carrier Carrier

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thats basically already what they are, most aircraft carriers have at least one other level on the inside where aircraft are stored and maintained, and there is usually a big paved elevator platform to move aircraft between the flight deck and the interior hangars

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We gotta get more ambitious than that though. 20 stories minimum.

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They got the idea when Houston wanted to gain independence from the US by digging a moat around it and escape into sea

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Waste of taxpayer money the sea will come to us

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he’s not wrong

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Interesting take, considering the first ships converted to be aircraft carriers were done by the British, and the first ships purpose-built to be aircraft carriers were built by Japan…

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The Panama hat is from Ecuador

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The name Ecuador Hat was already taken, presumably by a prog rock band with an aggressive legal team.

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Actually it’s because you’d otherwise not be able to have any air support over most of the ocean.

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hmm now why might a country like america need a bunch of air support so far from its borders all the time? most other countries seem to get along fine with only one or two carriers or none at all…

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Ask the Japanese.

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WWII

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But that war ended a long, long time ago. And they kept building aircraft carriers. Why would Americans do this?

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damn, partner, stunning insights. You must be a killer at parties

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Maybe I said it rude (I didnt mean it rudely) but it’s correct

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(its a joke)

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no , it was left over from the Top Gun Set.

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