I also sell to individual customers but you’re gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof
I got your piping hot weiner right here, pally
I said, pedaling up beside you on my own weinerbike
Me, an intellectual: Riding my bike beside you and catching weiners in my mouth
Keep some bologna on hand so you can throw them like frisbees at asshole drivers and their terribly parked cars in addition to the mustard.
You mean like the beer bikes where you collectively pedal a giant ass contraption while getting shitfaced or more like this type of stuff but it serves drinks?
Beer bikes have mostly disappeared by being banned via local ordinance because it held up actual traffic, like some guy driving his car across town to get a doner kebap, the latter you do see occasionally but they’re often more of a coffee bike and we also sell Aperol Spritzes and some bottled beer type thing
I don’t think you really need designated lanes, just become less carbrained. No one questions the gaggle of idiots doing 1km trips in their cars that produce 10 times as much congestion as one beer bike, or people just turning a driving lane into impromptu parking because they can’t be bothered to get a parking spot. This clearly wasn’t about smooth traffic flow, this was to placate malding car drivers
throwing one and landing it in a guy’s coffee cup on his front porch (2500pts)
throwing one and knocking down a beehive at the uninviting grey-tone house that doesn’t subscribe to the daily weiner, the bees attack the homeowner
crossing a multi-lane highway to hit up the dirt park for some sick air brah
