please sir, you’re our only hope to save democracy.

I’m saying this: Chelsea Clinton.

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Trump will change the laws after he wins the next election and Musk will be the Republican candidate for 2028. This will start a precedent of the office of president being a kind of rubber stamp for influential billionaires and the position will lose all meaning, similar to the Pontifex Maximus in ancient Rome. The liberal party will become openly controlled opposition who will openly flaunt how much of a sham US democracy is. Libs will still insist that every election is the “most important election of our lives”

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8 points

He loves attention and feeling important, and thinks he can just throw toddler’s temper tantrum to solve any issue he has. There’s no way he would ever turn down the chance to become president.

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6 points

It would be extremely funny if he throws a tantrum and he’ll think he’s making a bunch of vague references to overdosing on purpose but it won’t be at all vague.

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19 points

Zelinskyyyyyy is running

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He surrenders in Ukraine, moves to the US, becomes US president, the CIA has him sign his own assassination order.

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