If you want to know what power feels like, try to get yourself driven around in a motorcade. Flashing police chaperone lights form a perimeter as you blaze down an empty highway, waiting cars backed up on entry ramps as you pass. It’s as if the world is holding its breath. For you. Also, rules don’t apply: On a cool spring day, driving down suburban Minneapolis side streets, we run red lights and whip round curves so fast I can barely take in the commonplace American view. Tract housing, big box stores, churches, office parks, semi-​industrial no-man’s-land. Finally, we arrive at our destination, Nine Mile Brewing, in Bloomington, Minnesota. “Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go,” commands someone—a Secret Service agent, maybe—as the motorcade pulls into a loading dock. Politics, I will come to discover in the next few days, involves a lot of backstage spaces: service entrances, freight elevators, places where Very Important People can slip in and out of events unnoticed. Politics also involves a lot of comically fast walking—to wit, at Nine Mile, an entourage of 30 or so are noisily hustling to follow a trim, blond woman in a pristine white suit as she strides nonchalantly past clanging, gurgling brewing vats, aiming for a back office. This is my first glimpse of first lady Dr. Jill Biden: Exiting the sealed chamber of power into the middle of America, a vision of calm amid utter cacophony.

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a vision of calm amid utter cacophony

wow, what a leader, I wonder what her objectives and values are, those are probably also important

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a vision of calm amid utter cacophony

The trick is to be on Xanax but to be on less Xanax than Kamala Harris

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That’s the line that made me think of the themes from the film.

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These are the worst people to ever fucking exist and to operate in this moment, so of course, they drive the levers of power.

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Is it just me or does that suit make him look like he has a MASSIVE ass.

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das Dümper

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I thought it was Kim Jong Un with the haircut and the donk and was like “no, he wouldn’t write this about Jill Biden.”

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I thought it was the dad from Arrested Development

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guess I gotta catch up and watch this movie

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This is a good overview if you don’t want to watch the full film: https://youtu.be/klHvxPlebNI

Thx to the hexbear that mentioned this video on a long form article about the film.

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Just watched the video, really good

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336 million people … just want their country to work. For themselves, for their families, for their communities. They want to be able to buy groceries and gas, send their kids to good, safe schools, obtain medical care when necessary, take a vacation now and then, drive on highway overpasses that aren’t crumbling and don’t have homeless encampments below, and wake up in the morning without a sense of dread that the climate is about to collapse. Is that too much to ask? And now they have to worry about democracy too?

You know who champions these issues? Joe fucking Biden, am I right folks?

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I don’t want to buy gas, I want to ride a fucking train everywhere!

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(This quote is from the same fawning Vogue article as OP’s quote https://www.vogue.com/article/first-lady-jill-biden-august-2024-cover-interview)

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