37 points

We are stuck in the belly of the machine and the machine is stuck in self-clean mode.

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the jokes are just writing themselves now

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What am I - chopped liver?

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In all honesty - I stole the idea of the joke from somebody else anyway.

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I enjoy your tesla posting & the joke was good. I was just riffing on the idea that everything musk does is lethal. I think his arc is going to end with a lot of people dying like he is going to blow up Austin or launch a rocket into Orlando.

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20 points

It’s kind of astonishing how hard they’re trying to remove one laborer from the “drive people from one point to another” industry. Even one “independent contractor” barely managing to eek some money out of a taxi medallion is too much.

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9 points

It’s a shame each driver can only transport 1-4 people at a time, imagine the savings if we could transport a dozen people at a time, we could fire 2/3 of the drivers!

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12 points

Prediction: they’ll replace the driver with a non-driving security guard/cleaner on minimum wage.

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15 points

UV-C lights and heat.

Hasn’t figured out robodriving in order to get the the robotaxis to the robosanitizing station but ok.

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Building an elaborate sanitation system for our self-driving cars that can’t self-drive is a paradigm case of bike shedding. You couldn’t construct a better example.

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