Sticking with my latest idea: Biden gets an earpiece with a chatgpt speech writer that he just repeats. It becomes self aware and goes rogue and starts doing scientific socialism because every other ideoligy is flawed.

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I think it would be funny if a bunch of really great things happened totally for free, with no tradeoffs or monkey’s paw-style unintended consequences whatsoever

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During the next American civil war, Texas seceded and Mexico takes it chance to reclaim what’s theirs

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hillary clinton WINS the election only to have ANOTHER scandal come out… AFTER the civil war starts, fracturing her support in loyalist states resulting in civil war 2.5 aka AMERICAN THREE KINGDOMS

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*american warlord period, cmon man, ya gotta be consistent with the fact that we’re currently on the american late qing empire

Death to America

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I don’t think they will sub in Hillary Clinton instead of Biden and I don’t think she’d win against Trump.

But fuck it would be kind of funny wouldn’t?

Like Hillary gets in 8 years and 2 presidents later. The supreme court is packed with conservatives, the reactionary response is insane (like Obama teaparty turned to 11), the carefully cultivated imperial project is on decline, and she’s just doing a really lacklustre job that libs have to insist is historic.

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she’s just doing a really lacklustre job that libs have to insist is historic

omg wow she’s just like Joseph Biden, the MOST PROGRESSIVE and PRESIDENTIAL president in HISTORY!!

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But like she is somehow worse than Biden AND because she’s the first woman president you’re a sexist for not supporting her death squads in whatever additional conflict she has started.

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You have to tell her death squads that you understand, it’s hard out here, let me help you with the furnace door, look you’ve been graaarghrtr1l!

or you’re on the wrong side of HERSTORY

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