hear me out: i 100% agree with this guy.

biden should dissolve the secret service and have his personal security be organized by the only man he can trust. a man who is above reproach. a man who knows the stakes, but plays for keeps.

a man who can keep a secret

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they fed him the soup that makes you old and sleepy

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That’s just any soup for me.

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Is my geriatric nominee sundowning? No, it’s a cabal of secret poisoners

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Dumb sonofabitch

I’m getting ready to go join the maoists in the Everglades I stg

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is it actually true there are maoists in the everglades whose snake breeding operation was blown open by a hurricane that let out all the snakes or is that just a meme

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I have no idea and that’s part of what makes it funny

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Just reminded me of that SNL sketch CSI Sarasota with Betty White, where she goes around a retirement home trying to figure out who keeps poisoning all the 80-something residents to make their hearts stop working.

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I looked it up and your explanation was funnier than the actual sketch. god damn SNL is dogshit

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SNL is so dogshit it actually inspires hatred. I have seen maybe a couple of SNL sketches that actually made me laugh. The rest make me want to kick the cast in the face.

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I will never forget the SNL cast singing “All I Want for Christmas is You” in front of a giant portrait of Robert Mueller. scrubbed from the internet sadly https://vimeo.com/303964180

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