That was the moment of the debate for me. It all could’ve been argued OK he’s old OK he’s got a speech impediment but what the fuck is the big fentanyl machine they roll across the border supposed to fucking mean holy shit

32 points

Those spice harvesters from dune but they’re trying to suck up fentanyl

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Somebody make this a reality and turn it into a hexbear emote.

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The idea… Number one, he who controls the spice c-- and by the way he doesn’t control it, I do, my amministration got less spi-- got more spice from-- off the planet-- and–…look…we beat the Landsraad.

  • The Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV
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Someone showed him an industry ad video for the sort of big sensor array things they install in some border checkpoints and he couldn’t comprehend any of it apart from seeing a big thing moving and hearing someone claim it helps find hidden drug compartments.

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Funny, Fentanyl Machine is also what my cousin was nicknamed by his junior college frat

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Like a machine which detects fentanyl that rolls over (i.e. passes over/has roll through) items that come across the border. It made enough sense to me, it’s not the machine that rolls across the border

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Oh so he’s suggesting border TSA

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Yup, pretty much what KobaCumT or Lemmygradwontallowme say. I’m guessing it’s an airport scanner but he couldn’t explain it

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Rolling across the wastes of Texas on the hunt for fentanyl. The looming shadow of The Machine across the horizon.

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The fentanyl machine and the certain kind of dog were both highlights lmao

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