Me and a small cohort have been collecting data on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net for some time. I didn’t want want to dump this all on Hexbear and create all this drama, but Dirt_Owl forced my hand by their insidious slander against me and the whole community.
- Dirt_Owl can rotate their neck 270 degrees. How creepy.
- A group of Dirt_Owls is called a parliament. Are we not going to enforce the rule against electoralism here.
- Dirt_Owl isn’t making a safe space for small rodents. Where’s Dirt_Rat and Dirt_Possum. They’re dead, I tell you!
- Owls are common in Harry Potter - connection with JK Rowling confirmed.
- Dirt_Owl has three eyelids. Anyone with more than two eyelids is not ok.
Given the urgency of what’s at stake, we have no choice but to all change our profile pictures to butts.
I draw the line at you making fun of my eyelids. Are the mods going to let this slander slide?
- @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net can’t do this:
This sounds like something a Bigfoot lover would say ngl.
Three eyelids
To me they are beautiful, reubenesque
A group of Dirt_Owls is called a parliament
Lenin said ‘no parliamentarism!’! Dirt_Owls can’t do this to us!
(On a more serious note, existence of a parliament does not imply existence of representative ‘democracy’ and electoral politics.)
