I’d like to visit the author just once, after trudging through a pile of dogshit and then have a few glasses of red wine with them that my butterfingers just can’t seem to grasp properly
I will let the shoes in, but without the libs.
You can’t be like, “You can’t touch this”
The distrustworthy, devilish neurotypical strikes again, in addition to being a white lib. Get the fuck out of my house, you clownshow.
What’s rude is thinking “make yourself at home” is supposed to be taken literally. Fucking white people…
It’s a guide/advice into hosting our attending parties, here are the first three:
Rebecca Gardner event planner, interior designer
When you accept an invitation, you have an obligation to bring something. You can be the most beautiful person at the party who brings glamour. You can be the person who brings an expensive wine. Or you can bring a sprinkle — which means you sprinkle joy or wit or personality to a party. You have to bring something.
Sarah Harrelson editor in chief of Cultured magazine
If you’re going to go, go. Do not plan to leave the party early. If you have to leave early, I say do not come. And don’t ask who else is coming. That is rude.
Alex Hitz chef, author
Bring a sense of humor. Bring positive energy. That anecdote of yours? Cut it by 98 percent, practice it in front of the mirror, and in six months you can bring it to the party.
People who bring stuff because they feel obligated being cheap shit or expensive crap. Thought comes from, well, thinking. People sometimes just want to share their company even under irregular circumstances, even with time limits. Practicing adjectives to come across as funny sounds pitiful as hell. What’s with these morons?
