I saw one irl for the first time today. They’re baffling to look at.
It looked wrong. It looks like a rendering error, or like someone put a car in that’s animated in a different style than the rest of reality. When you look at it you question if you’re living in the matrix because it looks like it doesn’t exist in our universe. Credit where credit’s due, it’s impressive they were able to make something look that strange.
It’s so much smaller in reality than it appears in photos. Like, barely SUV sized. I’m not advocating for large vehicles, but if you’re so car brained that you want to get a truck, you wouldn’t want the clown car version. Really a who is this for? scenario
this is the same truck that can allegedly ford a river, yes?
The corvette is better at it fording than the cybertruck https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40195323/florida-corvette-driver-somehow-makes-it-through-flood-waters-up-to-windshield/
I absolutely despise cars but I can’t help but go “Ooooh” every time I see a corvette
The amount of CYA language in the manual is fucking astonishing.
The whole thing is apparently one big version of those stickers you see on the back of work trucks saying they aren’t responsible for damage caused by unsecured loads flying out of the back of their vehicle.
It would get you drummed out of court if you ever tried to argue it wasn’t a completely hollow threat, but apparently that completely hollow threat is effective enough to justify their existence.
Is the first page of the manual just “your problem now, sucker!”
NOTE: the CyberTruck™ is a vehicle-shaped novelty amusement. Not intended for use on public or private roads/trails.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.
Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.
Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:
- itching
- vertigo
- dizziness
- tingling in extremities
- loss of balance or coordination
- slurred speech
- temporary blindness
- profuse sweating
- or heart palpitations.
If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.
Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt CyberTruck™.
CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.
Hold up a sec here. Isn’t there supposed to be a giant waiting list to get a Cybertruck?
Oh no.
or in direct sunlight.
It’s so ugly that even the manual indirectly advise to drive in the night only.
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