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That grill does appear to be on though if you look at the knobs? Just because you can’t see flame in your grill doesn’t mean it’s not on, if anything you typically don’t want to see flame in a gas grill. I mean do people think those clearly cooked hotdogs were cooked somewhere else and then brought here and staged here? Also store bought burger patties are fine if you’re cooking for a lot of people, nice hand crafted burgers are only worth it in small batches for folks who will appreciate it…on cookout day nobody wants a fancy burger. Honestly dunk on libs all day but I don’t see much to dunk on here other than “boomer grills meat”

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51 points

The most dunkable thing is putting the cheese on this early. You’re supposed to cook the burger first and finish with the cheese

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20 points

Yeah that’s fair, at least cook one side first. I think some burnt cheese ends is okay but you do have to at least cook half of it first.

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16 points

Sometimes it seems like there are a lot of people on the left who sort of “fall for” the outrage bait from rightwing sources. Sometimes I know it’s just jokes and all, but sometimes it feels like people are just excited to shit on liberals and will believe anything. I don’t like it when other leftists remind me of my uncle on Facebook or something.

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3 points

Hang out in the news mega more

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13 points

Those burgers appear to be totally raw. It really seems like they did get some grilled sausage from elsewhere and the s lapped them on there.

If it is legit why the fuck did they totally cook the sausages before adding cheese to a clearly uncooked gray burger patty.

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You should see some smoke coming off the meat though, looks like he maybe just turned it on? But then how did the dogs get the grill marks… 🤔 Somethings fucky

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Hotdogs cook a lot faster than burgers, it wouldn’t be uncommon to cook the hotdogs first, then move them to the other side to stay warm while the burgers cook. Something is wrong with those burgers though, someone said they look microwaved and I tend to agree.

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I mean do people think those clearly cooked hotdogs were cooked somewhere else and then brought here and staged here?

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Store-bought is ok, but you cook them (at least on one side) before you put the cheese on. He’s gonna have to flip that burger cheese side down. This really isn’t right.

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He also left his eyeglasses lens down on the cutting board.

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Okay that’s fucked up. You’re going to scratch the lenses my guy.

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Salmonella Eyes by the Chuck Shumies

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28 points

he likes worms or chili in his eyes, gives him hatred

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A grater is just out of frame to season them with some micro plastics

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This was moments before he threw it all in a trash can and went to a restaurant that charges an average of $500 a plate and ordered the foie gras with a side of caviar.

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You should see the spin reddit is putting on this image

they’re saying it’s ackshully totally normal, chuck schumer has never “been able” to own a house and have a back yard with a grill (just like smol bean AOC!!) and he said so, and said it was just a fun photo shoot in his son’s yard for fun in a fun way and totally not an extremely weird picture with cheese on raw meat

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33 points

Those are the grayest burgers I’ve ever seen

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I’m wondering if they were frozen patties that somebody defrosted in the microwave, but then decided “fuck it” and did a few minutes at high until they were “done”

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13 points

They still have a little of that uncooked texture to them, so I think they’re just patties that have been sitting out too long

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i bet boiling would look like that too. i wouldnt put any of these possibilities past him but he seems geezer enough that he’d do something absurd like boil–>short grill to make marks

e: wait fuck if they were sous vide that’s actually a respectably recommended method. i think internet shaq did a video on it

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