10 points
Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can’t escape to a red shit hole now.
Ah who am I kidding.
7 points
Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn’t cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.
1 point
We should still send Musk there.
2 points
We send all other billionaire there first, and then musk. Then all his rich friends will laugh at him for doing “his thing” last
1 point
6 points
It’s cold up there. Of course it’s going to shrink. I’m sure it’s more than adequate.
Oh, kidney. Nvm.