have you considered time traveling to become Aztec?

I’ve got some on its way over. I’d trade you some for some hot and dry but postage time is 3-5 months. :(

Meanwhile we’ve had more than our normal annual rainfall already, and it’s barely July.

I mean, I’m here for things still being green instead of brown and on fire like they usually are by now, but I’d be willing to share.

Piss.